Sorry, boys and girls, about the no-post yesterday, and the weird posting schedule in general where we backdate everything and act like we did it on time anyway. Yesterday was a total personal day. One of those Jack Daniels and Tostitos Lime days. We're going to try not to take too many of those, because that state is only functional in the heat of the playoffs. And this isn't the playoffs. This is a regular season matchup between the Pens and the fucking LA Kings. Why haven't you guys e-mailed us like BITCHES GET YO SHIT TOGETHER?
Anyhoo.
Scuds. It'll be fun to watch Sid skate around him. Or fun for LA fans (?) to watch him lay some unreal hipchecks on the defending champs. Probably a little of both.
Dustin Brown is cool.
Not that we have any understanding of what this picture is supposed to mean to us.
Blahblahblah.
Basically, one of those games that we have no reason not to win.
If any team can keep up the good work, it's the Pens. They're not going to be the same dominant team without Malks and Gonch, but when has that meant anything? The Kings are okay. We'll get it done.
Fun facts:
- if the playoffs started today, the entire Atlantic Division would qualify. Them's'd be some nasty playoffs.
- The Avs are still being ridiculous and no one knows why.
- San Jose is putting on a fierce regular season performance again.
- Toronto and Carolina are doing terribly, meaning that Cammycakes and Vesa are having really hard lives right now. We has a sad. Sort of.
fjklsdfjdls
Tonight. 10:30PM EST. Oh, Western road trips.
Go Pens.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Pens vs. Kings
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Let me just start by saying how much I enjoyed this spazzy post in the morning. I should be, y'know, learning right now but no, I would rather read this.
that's it.
these 10 o clock nights are killin me...but hopefully the boys won't be too hard on scuds and vice versa...
@tillie - learning in school can only teach you about certain subjects, puck huffers teaches you about life and more important things like tostitos lime and drinking games.
i keep giving myself false hope that i can catch the last of the game b/c i'm going to the Crew game tonight..and maybe just maybe i'll get back to OU in time to watch it..but i doubt it.
Go Pens!
Is it just me, or are other bitches craving some Every Day Tasks?
Cultivating Orchids with Marc-Andre Fleury?
Closet Organization with Max Talbot?
These West Coast games always make me so thankful for the TiVo that I could kiss its inventor. But Saturday's oughta be fine.
I sprinted to look up the standings, and...sure enough! Wow, Isles too! That would be a really fun (and probably bloody) quarterfinals.
Can't wait to see how Scuderi and his former team mates play around each other.
I'm okay with a mental health day and all, but I'd kinda like to see some more Everyday Tasks, too.
@Nat: I would also enjoy a "Pie Baking with Pascal Dupuis" segment.
Also? Basically anything with Billy G, preferably where he might give the camera a nice shot of his ass.
Beer testing wiht Billy G
wow, i totally jacked that all up;
what i meant was Beer tasting with Billy G
How about "reading the newspaper" with Jordan Staal, and "getting laid" with Kris Letang.
@ Juls: I really, really like how you think. I have already lobbied for Guerin chaperoning his kid's class on a field trip, but I'm not picky.
Guerin vacuuming stairs, maybe? ;-)
Oh, and somebody needs to check his e-mail or weed out his texts in front of the camera crew. We're nothing if not helpful, right, Kim and Zoe?
Beer taste testing with Billy G or exploring Talbot closet...can't I have both???
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