We won't always be able to rely on this to make us feel better.Okay, well, we hope we will. But realistically we probably won't be on the very top for the entire season. And while it would be cool if we did, just to say that we did, we're the Penguins. Sometimes we like a struggle. It makes things more interesting sometimes.
Still, after the ass raping the Kings administered last night?
We like some visual comfort.
It wasn't all bad.
But...yeah. It wasn't so good, either.
While we love a Western road trip, we also kind of hate the idea of writing recaps into the early hours of the morning on weeknights.
We're photo recapping it.
If you act nice and don't complain, we'll give you a chance to win free shit.
Let's focus on the good.
We don't want to get bad vibes up in here when we're at the top of the league.
Shake it off, boys. Remember the good times, before it all went to shit in the third.
One of the weirdest, best, most touching press photos we've seen thus far this season. It gives us the warm feeling that a PHer was behind that camera, screaming OH MY GOD YES BOYS, COME TO ME, HOW CAN I BEST ACCENT YOU WITH A GAUSSIAN BLUR BACKGROUND? No easily accessible photo of the Kings' first goal exists, only the bro-love following the tie up, thus furthering our suspicions that one of you has obtained a press pass.
Craigsy makes sure Drewiske knows that the number 44 makes him look fat, and that he should never show up in the same outfit as Brooks ever again. PHOTO QUALITY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL OF OUR LIVES? Seriously. Fess up. Who was it?
"'Scuse me Dustin, not today. Or at least not until the third period."
"SCARY FACE CONTEST BRAD RICHARDSON, READY, 1, 2, 3, GO!"
Really we can't even tell you what was happening here, just that it looks very painful for everyone involved. Also, check the guy in the retro Buries It jersey. You wish you had that facial hair.
Visual evidence that the third period was quite literally retarded. Close your mouth, Cappy, you look like a trout.
We're really starting to like this Skoula kid.Oh, and one last note as far as press photography goes.
This is from the other night at the Wild game.
Who let Charlie in wearing The Green Man costume?Really?
What the fuck.
Let's examine the not-so-obvious treats, as well:
Top right = Creepiest Person Alive.So essentially that's all we've got for you based on this game.
The Pens didn't give us much to work with.
We refuse to take the blame.
Luckily Champs tend to brush their shoulders off and keep on pimp strutting. We look forward to seeing that happen. Let's get with the program, boys.
Say it with us, now:
Never losing again.
Go Pens.
17 comments:
yum Craig Adams is lickable.....
Becky - Your comment reminds me of this
There's a guy in the student section at all the home Pitt football games in the green man suit. I wonder if that's the same dude. Regardless, I fucking love it.
Close your mouth, Cappy, you look like a trout.
I'm reminded of Mary Poppins here.
"Close your mouth please, Sidney, we are not a codfish."
Bah, There go hopes of going 79-3-0. Trade everyone.
Ashferddd and I are making jello shots for tomorrow night's drinking game with which to either celebrate a kick-ass win or drown our sorrows.
And hey, who has not yet seen this?
I wish those pictures were bigger.
Best costume at the Mellon on Halloween was undoubtedly the Pens Pope. Or the Crysby costume in NJ.
No easily accessible photo of the Kings' first goal exists, only the bro-love following the tie up, thus furthering our suspicions that one of you has obtained a press pass.
Hahaaha bromance<3<3
Thanks for salvaging something out of that game!
@ Annie S: Thanks for the pictures of the soccer game. That kind of stuff is why I always love this team, even losing.
I wish I could say it was me comin' through with the amazing press pass photos... Craigsy is awesome. Love that sexy man.
@Aubrey...I like that idea. someone get Pens popsicles in production asap. I'd lick the hell out of our boys
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I had a bad feeling about 3rd period of last night's game. Here's why - I had to take my first dose of a strong antibiotic for my sinus infection and it left me feeling nauseous. When the third period started, I felt so bad that I had to lie down. I knew for some reason shit was going to start the second I lied down and then all those goals happened. Well I'm not that psychic, but I guess I could just see the set up and I knew that shot was going to go into the net. After the Kings scored that first goal in the 3rd period, I just knew that shit was going to suck.
On a happier note, What did everyone think of Errey's segment about tapping your hockey stick?
@Candy man fan - I too would lick the hell out of a Penguins Popsicle. Honestly, I would suck and nibble the one that's Kris Letang. Here's a good question, what flavors would they be? I mean should each player have it's own flavor? Such as all the Jordan Staal popsicles taste like grape and Max Talbot is orange...I'm just rattling an example off of the top of my head...seriously one of them could be gin and tonic flavored with LIME for all I care!
@Annie S - That line about Cappy also reminded me of Mary Poppins! Good call about the jello shots. And finally, thank you for sharing that awesome link about the boys playing soccer!!! Though I can't skate or play hockey (yet), I can play soccer. I'm a good goalie according to my friends who I used to do pickup games with. So now I can at least daydream about playing soccer with the boys and know that I wouldn't make a fool out of myself if I ever got the chance to play with them.
My suggestions for potential Pensicle flavors:
Fleury - French Vanilla (he's smooth and French)
Talbot – Tequila, worm included (big doses of Max would make you do things you can't quite remember in the morning and not sure you want to, just like tequila)
Guerin – Scotch (‘nough said)
Cooke – Tostito's Hint of Lime (lots of crunch and just the right hint of zestiness)
Orpik – Free (Cotton) Candy
Eaton – Apple Pie (wholesome as mom and)
Godard – Steak (sounds kinda gross but after shopping with him, what else would it be?)
Malkin – Vodka (almost went with borscht, but well, vodka seems more correct)
That's all I got right now. Anybody else?
Omg stoopidful. That's fucking amazing! I'm not sure what the rest of the Pens flavors are, but Chris Osgood is lard flavored (and disgusting).
Ready for the FSN Drinking Game! Expect rampant drunkblogging from Ashferddd and me later.
Drunkblog is commencing. Dany Heatley just got two minutes for crashing - i mean slashing
Jello shots have never been more of a downer. aslkfdifnfuckmylifekfdofkefmfkgghkrddlf,gfdggg,l.
@stoopidful - I love how you think! I've been trying to think of flavors for Cappy, Letang and Staal. I'm now going to give it a shot. Feedback is always welcomed!
Crosby - Peanut butter (since he supposedly does P-butter with Godard!)
Staal - Yellow cake (it's becaues of his hair. lame i know, but i think works!)
Letang - Mango, because he's sassy like that!
@Megs
I was actually thinking passion fruit for Tanger, perhaps we could compromise on Tropical PUNCH for him? Sweet and um, tangy? I was actually trying to think of something about rainbows and unicorns but didn't want it to go all soff, if you know what I mean.
Staal and Crosby just aren't my guys (they're part of the family & I love 'em, but just not my guys) so I shall humbly defer to you.
@ Stoopidful - I love the idea of Passion Fruit for Letang. Like holy crap!!!
I understand if Staal and Crosby aren't your thing. I was just trying to come up with flavors. I figure most of the team should get their own Popsicle!
I won't front, so yeah I do have a slight weakness for Crosby and it dawned on me that his favorite desert (I heard this in an interview) is cheesecake. With that in mind, his Popsicle should be that cheesecake instead of peanut butter lol.
As for Staal, I was just thinking off the top of my head. But it hit me last night that since people joke that he's a farmboy, his flavor should be moonshine.
I have a new flavor to add, Gonchar should be chai tea because he has this calming affect on his teammates...that is what the media said about him during the cup finals back in May. I figure this works.
Oh and if there's ever a classic edition, there should be a Jagr pop with his glorious mullet, and his flavor should Jager. It just makes sense, right?
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