Oh, Penguinless night. What to do, what to do.... If you're like me, you chose the backup Staal to take the edge off. Rangers and Hawks are dueling, which sort of makes me yawn. Lurking team sites led me to a plethora of odd photos, so enjoy:
Rink building starts tomorrow. 
What a thing of beauty. If only it didn't have anything to do with Pronger.
Speaking of Pronger...
His hit on Boy Canada made Johnny slightly more of a man last night. That chip looks good on ya, babycakes.
Also looking' good:
George Parros's mustache now has a line of clothing for charity. 
For real.
Santa knows exactly what to put in my stocking this year.
I am in love. 
Also in love: 
Alexxx is all cuddled up on the couch like the babysitter with her boyfriend as soon as mom and dad leave. Unsure as to why Nicklas has a thousand-yard stare.
Kinda reminds me of this classic look of disbelief and anguish: 
Vince has been slutting it up around the locker rooms in the league. This week was the Coyote's turn.
I look at Shane like that, too.
Big Buf wins in OT for the Hawks. 
Who, me?
Lundqvist beats the shit out of the boards with his stick. His hair stays fly. 
Henrik, please don't make MStaal cry on tv.
Slow day, but you'll make it.
Habs tomorrow.
Go Pens.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
slow news day
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lovely. what i would miss without this site. thank you.
I am rendered speechless by the size of Ovechkin's ass. I mean, I knew it was big and all that but ddaammmmnnnnn. That sucker is huge. JT's face in that pic is priceless. The Flyers seem to have a thing for star rookies and their teeth, don't they?
How brave (or stupid) do you have to be to grab ahold of George Parros' tie?
Oh holy crap. This post is just hilarious. Thank you! The humor is greatly needed.
Now for what I'm thinking...
George Parros' mustache deserves a gold medal or something! The clothing line is a good start though.
That photo of Ovechkin is priceless. My friend who is gay and is a caps fan thought it was funny how Alex was sitting there. Now he has his hopes up...
"I wanna see a back shot of Ovie in shorts. see if he has an ass lol." (Sorry if that made anyone puke in his/her mouth. If it helps any, I showed him that photo of Cappy from the Crash My Net entry and my friend responded that Cappy's got a ghetto ass lmao.)
As for Nicklas having a thousand-yard stare, I interpreted it as "Oh shit we just got caught..." I don't think I want to know what they were doing.
One last thing...I knew there was always a reason I dug Vince Vaughn. Well aside from him being an awesome actor. The man has good taste in hockey even though he's not a Pens fan. Then again, I bet he'll eventually show up at the Igloo for a game or maybe he has already.
With that in mind, I'm off to bed. Glorious post, Ms. Intern! And thank you for showing me how cute Mark Staal is. I bet him and Jordan argue over who is more goodlooking lol.
Slow, but as usual, someone at this blog found the fun. Thank you so, so much.
That is exactly what the Ovechkin/Backstrom picture looked like to me, too. I'm a Bruins fan for the day on 1/1/10. The Tavares picture made me laugh out loud.
@ AmyB: Totally, and I think Ovi's Japanese tramp stamp only adds to the effect. (My Japanese is pretty bad, so I'm not sure if it reads "attention whore" or "property of the Penguins.") As for the Flyers, I'm beginning to think that going for the star rookie's teeth is, like, their hazing ritual or something.
Hey Kim and Zoe, did you get my email with the picture? I heard you would approve.
E-mail was received. No picture attached, though.
How can it be a slow day when the Washington CapiTOOLS are in the house? Ahhh - the Washington CapiTOOLS... Where to begin, where to begin???
I confess I usually feel just a tad bit underdressed looking at photos of them, all decked out in their Spice Girl hoochie finery:
** Cheetah (or leopard - depends on the season) print tubetop: CHECK!
** Gold satin roller derby short-shorts: CHECK!
** Fishnets: CHECK!
** Clear heels w/aquariums as vessels for red and blue Siamese Fighting Fish (red goes in left foot, blue goes in right foot): CHECK!
** Hello Kitty sparkle scrunchies and butterfly barrettes: CHECK!
** Glow-in-the-dark belly button rings: CHECK!
** Freshly-bleached/plucked sphincter: CHEEECCKKKKKK!!! Very important. That cost a lot of $$$ and it stung like a motherfucker.
Alrighty-then! Good. To. Go.
O-Felch-kin = Ginger Spice ("Girl Powah!"). FIRECROTCH. Death breath.
Baby Back-strom = Baby Spice (especially with the helmet - his goldilocks hang down like a leetel gurl). Riddle me this: If you're Swedish, why oh why do you want to be Russian? Why? Dude!
Semin = Scary Spice. Fuck art - let's dance! Douchy. Says "bubs" instead of "boobs." Dude!
Jurcina = Sporty Spice. The ugly manly one with/from Bohemian parts. Smells like corn chips.
Varlamov = Posh Spice. The sexy douchorexic. What a waste. Again, why why why? Why would you want to be a Tool-in-Tow? What's it worth? Dude!
picture attached this time
That's right!!!! His name is SUPER DUPER!!!!!
YEAAAAAAA PENS!!!!
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