Today was the much-anticipated NHL-themed episode of The Price is Right. I will explain it to you, using pictures from my television.
First, epic win by my cable provider, Atlantic Broadband, or whomever writes the descriptions:
Drew Carey appears, looking like he hasn't actually eaten an entire country made of pancakes.
The first prize is some exciting watches. And we're in for an hour of confusion.
The NHL-themed prize package is presented for a game of Cliff Hanger. It includes an NHL chair set, some 3D TVs or whatever, and tickets to the Stanley Cup Final. It is first presented by this young lady:
HOORAY NHL EASTERN AND WESTERN CONFERENCES
let's not forget, we're saving our Chicago Blackhawks bias for when JR shows up.
THE CROWD GOES WILD!
it's the chicago blackhawks man
Cliff Hanger is played with an Original 6 Rubik's Cube, NHL Monopoly, and a Gretzky figurine. Of course, our heroine wins:
legit reaction shot.
If I won tickets to the SCF I'd probably shit myself onstage. Just a heads up.
showcase showdown is whatev.
Everything is utterly uneventful until this jackwagon bids $1400 on a model Christmas village.
These are the two who make it to the showcase.
the trip to "Europe" is passed on.
Jeremy Roenick and the Chicago Blackhawks return.
We were all amped to see Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin.
Instead, we got them on TVs, on TV:
Winter Classic gear is revealed. Would totally kill for the scarf and hat sets. For both teams. Those scarves look great.
Jerseys = okay, sure.
YOU'VE JUST WON A TRIP TO PITTSBURGH.
AND A RENTAL CAR. GOOD LUCK DRIVING.
OH AND WINTER CLASSIC TIX. WHY AREN'T YOU SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY YET.
Thank God you're getting these tires. They're ~*NHL*~ tires.
please don't crash your car into the jersey barrier on Route 51.
everyone in the audience received these Winter Classic pucks. And YOU can enter online to win a signed Jeremy Roenick puck. We'd give the URL but it might break the universe.
Look who's not going to "EUROPE"!
Look who's not going to Pittsburgh!
But she's still going to the SCF, lucky bitch.
Hug it out.
JR kisses some babies.
Please don't forget about these pucks.
Bryz is out tonight, too.