calm, cool, collected.

Sidney Crosby : Beast Master.

This photo = this game.

Sid is ready to go, just wondering when he can get the puck next and put it away.

Some Pred is looking like a total doucher off to the left.

Yup.

(By "Some Pred" we mean Tootoo. Bringin' the lulz.)

We're going to be honest, our lives are harder than Vesa Toskala's right now, and if you have any connection with Vesa, you know that is really quite difficult, especially when your maid puts your fuzziest robe in the dryer and gets it all matted and OMG NOW I HAVE TO GO BUY A NEW ONE. (We feel for you Vesa, we really do.)

Because of this, we're getting back to you on the recap from tomorrow.

Don't stress, we're comin' at you. Features starting soon.

Recap for this game.

Rocktober's going out strong this year, we here.

DEATH TO THE PHRASE "IT'S ONLY OCTOBER"

Or something.

Maybe we are feeling a little frisky.

Leave a line in the comments that you dare us to add to the recap if you're bored.

We'll make it happen. In fact, we'll make it work.

Mwahmwah.

Go Pens