Tonight is Andrew Murray's first time playing the Pens this season.
This is a terrifying event.
Reason: Every time Andrew Murray scores, the BJ's win. Even though he rarely scores, this may be a mark of the distinct ability to make traditions and superstitions happen. We must tread carefully in this situation and make sure we aren't doomed to lose every away game against the BJs that Andrew Murray dresses for until 2020 or something.
Quoth Andrew Murray -
"I’m looking forward to the run because there is so much diversity from it ... I have been lucky that I’ve run in the Sahara Desert and Gobi desert before so I know what to expect. I love climbing as well so I'll be sure to enjoy the hilly scenery in Scotland and in Morocco."
...Wait. Maybe that...
That is certainly from the Andrew Murray we know and love but will destroy without hesitation or guilt on the ice.
Anyway, don't underestimate the Jackets. We've done it and turned around to see Steve Mason in our faces, wearing cargo shorts and mandles. This is, we promise, the last thing in your life that you need. You will be crippled forever and forever. In the soul. Luckily Stevey, despite being resigned for two glorious years, is not in net tonight. Instead, he will gaze on menacingly from...wherever. Watch it, everyone. The Ohio runs red from the blood of his enemies. And friends. And hookers.
Not as though it matters.
Preseason is kind of like skipping through a flower field with your besties
Kind of gay, but no one is paying attention, so why not do something absurd.
So last time we trended #chrisosgoodisobese.
Five theoretical life points go out to the person who comes up with the hit trend for this evening.
Leave it in the comments.
Bjs, you will suffer our wrath.
We will reconvene for tea in the morning.
Edit: Lol, this is not a home game.