a healthy western heart attack

Written by Zoe on Wednesday, 20 April 2011 04:52.

Tonight, the Chicago Blackhawks avoided the always-embarrassing sweep to Luongo and the Twins.

We just want Patrick Kane to throw a temper tantrum. There is plenty of time for this to happen, so no worries.
Saw some folks on the Internet questioning whether or not Johnny Toews loves his job. Most likely he does but experiences a great deal of confusion and guilt about it, and needs to let his frustrations out in a noncompetitive game of racquetball or by perfecting a bouillabaisse. shhhh.

IN OTHER NEWS, WHAT THE TITS SHARKS/KINGS.
The Kings had a 3-0 lead after the first period.
Enter the second, Kings get another. Looks like a coast to victory, you know. It's hard to come back like that in playoff games.
Then the Sharks get three back. Kings get one on top, still leading the game 5-3.
But before the second is over, the Sharks have two more.
It's currently 5-5 with like like 3 left in the third period.
Who do you even want to win this?
Rob Scuderi's diamond-cutting jaw?
Joe Thornton's creepy way of touching you?
Antero Niittymaki just because he's Finnish?
Jonathan Quick just because he's American?
too many problems.
WE WILL UPDATE WHEN IT'S OVER. IF IT'S EVER OVER

go pens

EDIT:
Setoguchi wins it for the Sharks in OT.
Joe Thornton rubbed up on him and it was sexy.
go. . .someone.