Breaking news: Habs fans have actually persuaded the Montreal police to criminally investigate Chara's hit on Max Pacioretty.
What's the public verdict on Jordan's hair? Since this is our first at-length, truly intimate view of it.
It should certainly increase his aerodynamic quality.
We want it to grow out a little bit more. You know. . .juuuust a little.
Check out this liveblog of the Blackhawks meeting Obama today.
The President's remarks will be coming up soon outside on the South Lawn, and the White House buzz is this championship ceremony is particularly special with any number of Chicagoans working for the Administration.
Sounds like an excerpt from Emily Post's Etiquette. Like we're announcing the coming out party of a bunch of debutantes.
Speaking of beautiful debutantes:
Over/under on how many times MaxTal hit on the Penguin handler: go.
Oh and Go Pens.
Re Jordaaayyyynnnn's hair: I hate it. Hate it hate it hate it. He looks like a redneck. The batwings had sass, flow and moj. The last time a Pen shaved something that had significant moj, disaster happened. On cue. So I don't like it and I'm already nervous about the overall timing of his decision to snip it. More than likely, homely teammates and/or some 19-year old waitress he's banging bullied him into cutting it. For shame.
Re Obama & the 'Hawks: Chicago is no longer truly in the White House now that my boyfriend Rahm took his leave. So I'm calling BS.
Re Max & penguin handler: He hit on the penguin. Not the handler.
@MouthGuard I agree I also hate Jordan's hair, call me extremist but if he is going to cut it go Craig Adams short that would look waaaaaay better OR just leave the damn thing as it was PERFECT
And about Max, well he remarked that Fleury the penguins was a girl sooooooo...
Exactement, ma blonde. Estie. Why mess with blessed mojo? He shoulda just left it as it was - batwing perfekkkkt - or go Craig Adams, who is the hottest Pen anyway. Sorry, but it's the truth. I'm telling you he was bullied by a lesser entity. FUCK that entity, m'kay? I'm coming back to the 'Burgh to take care of all the bidness I didn't have a chance to handle las month anyway, so... No biggggggie. If he commissions me to "subtly" eliminate said 'hos who make him cut his gorgeous perfect yellow locks so be it. Big Thunder's got your back, sweetheart. It'll be just like derby. We'll kick some blocker fatass. They're just jell-usss anyway(s). xxxx MG