angry. . .saturday. . .

Written by Zoe on Saturday, 05 November 2011 16:14.

We have a game against the Kings at 10:30PM, which could be potentially deadly.
We thought we'd get some grievances into the open case we die of frustration.
Example: the Pens injury report versus the Kings injury report via Empty Netters:
Injuries: For the Penguins, defensemen Kris Letang (undisclosed), Matt Niskanen (undisclosed) and center Jordan Staal ("lower-body") are questionable. Centers Sidney Crosby (concussion), Tyler Kennedy (concussion), defensemen Ben Lovejoy (left wrist), Zbynek Michalek (finger) and Brian Strait (elbow) are on injured reserve. For the Kings, center Colin Fraser (ankle) is on injured reserve.

Well fuck that shit with a 10-foot pole.

Anyway. I guess that's one thing to be angry about out of the way.

Did you also know that there are people who charge $5 for pieces of cardboard to avoid getting mascara on your eyelid becuase you suck at putting on mascara and need a lot of help?
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Not the most advisable purchase.

What else can we possibly discuss?
For my own part, my boyfriend and I were both going to work this morning in downtown Boston, and on my way back from brushing my teeth I heard him say indignantly to Siri on his new iPhone: "ADD TWEEZERS TO SHOPPING LIST."

Because writing things down is generally too hard for most of the general population. It's okay, Siri. We forgive you.

Kings later.

Go Pens.