Pwned by some Swede named Gustav Nyquist.
Achievements: GWG against the Pens in a preseason game
We have no other commentary. We're above making the obvious Proactiv comment but are not above the "greasy awful Swede" comment.
Gustav Nyquist is a Virgo.
He is from Malmö, Sweden.
His home team is the Malmö Redhawks, who play in an arena that looks like it was the last thing standing after the nuclear holocaust in 1979, or possibly an unfinished set painting from Robocop.
This concludes your history lesson from Malmö. Funny thing, that whole Robocop fiasco. Fucking New Detroit.