Evgeni and Ilya Kovalchuk are in some Russian "children's film." We have no context for what it is about because we do not speak Russian but it appears to involve some girl in a blue dress whose breasts are supposed to be interesting, a small child, a gun, gangsters potentially, and Ilya Kovalchuk in some amazing wardrobe, and Gene being adorable. If any Russian-speakers can provide info I'm sure the wider community would thank you eternally.
Also hi, our first non-recap post in forever. Yes this was that important.